Method to remove Love Bite!

plman2002 · #1 31-03-2005, 09:36 AM

1) this is a better solution but it takes time. maybe half an hour to an hour depend on yr hard work. I used this when i had the trouble from a ktv gal. buy a bottle of axe oil. use axe oil to rub on the love bite. remember not to rub it dry if not u will rub off yr skin. always make sure that oil is present when u rub. ie; meaning muz be wet at all times. TRY IT HARD, Bro. My experience was 1 hour for 2 love bites where I kena 2 love bites from the ktv gal.

2) use a coin to scratch the love bite till u get a big patch of redness where it will not look like a love bite lor. but this is a painful way. then you can tell yr gf/wife that it is rashes. kekeke

Please feel free to comment on this and if someone thinks I am talking nonesense, please zap me. (but leave down your nick)

cheers,

thaivisitor · #2 31-03-2005, 09:40 AM

Method 1 can try but method 2??? You think wifey will buy the story?

lawry · #3 31-03-2005, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by thaivisitor

Method 1 can try but method 2??? You think wifey will buy the story?

method 2 can..

story=

today i went out drinking with my good buddy lawry.. he very the tiko.. he see one gal with a bf.. the gal he find very chio.. but in my own opinion.. there are no chio gals beside u.. thus, he wans to approach the gal.. i tell him cannto cause got bf liao.. he not happy with me. and punch my face.. i SIAM fast fast.. so the punch land on my neck.. now my neck very pain and red red.. darling pls sayang sayang me abit..

mccormick · #4 31-03-2005, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by thaivisitor

Method 1 can try but method 2??? You think wifey will buy the story?

method 2 works too... i tried before using a comb to "comb" on the "infected" area.. and the bite went off about 1 hour later...

plman2002 · #5 31-03-2005, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by thaivisitor

Method 1 can try but method 2??? You think wifey will buy the story?

Well it depend how much you understand your wife/gf before you 'bian' that kind of story. kekeke

l3atu · #6 31-03-2005, 10:17 AM

Method 1 can try. But method 2 got to be accompanied by a very gd excuse.

benz · #7 31-03-2005, 10:26 AM

Possible Method 3

Use concealer to cover up the love bite, buy few bottles of wine to drink with wife and make her drunk as possible. Then next morning can claim the love bite was given by her.

Just make sure she doesn't try to match the teeth marks

tuckshop · #8 31-03-2005, 10:26 AM

run the bite under lukewarm - hotter water... let the bite spread a bit

works quite fast too

MadMonk · #9 31-03-2005, 11:10 AM

apply a frozen spoon onto the spot. will ease the bruising.

plman2002 · #10 31-03-2005, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by letitup

use a towel and dip into hot water and then use that to rub on the infected surface or if I have the favourable condition with me, I will cook a hard boil egg and wrap that with a hanky, and uses that to rub on the infected area just like you had a blue black from a fight..

may i ask if you did that at home in the presence of yr wife/gf.
IMHO, would you be able to have those 'tools' after u cheong in ktv or visited a WL/Fl in GL.
yr logic is correct that its like kena a blue black.

lao_teeko · #11 31-03-2005, 11:33 AM

used it last time during my BMT when i booked in on sunday night..

freeze a metal spoon...when its really cold already, put on the "affected area" at intervals of 15 seconds or so..

amazing..gone really fast!

whiskynaam · #12 31-03-2005, 01:04 PM

At chinese herb shop... got this cream for rumatism( sorry cannot spell) its about $3.50... like tiger balm cream like that...but its in a white plastic bottle... rub liao its super duper hot. so leave it on for a few hours.. or if u want instant results... rub the love bite with the cream.... usually 10 to 15 min gone liao...

n-gage · #13 31-03-2005, 01:19 PM

hehe i remember there was once i went batam to bonk then the girl gave mi love bites all over my neck cb veri paiseh then rech singapore buy plaster paste went hm and lock myself up lol

plman2002 · #14 31-03-2005, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by n-gage

cb veri paiseh then rech singapore buy plaster paste went hm and lock myself up lol

So next time you know what to do liao lor.
so that you will not be so 狼狈

cheers,

l3atu · #15 31-03-2005, 01:33 PM

There's another method. Buy an OXY cover (pimple cream) tube. Get the one with the skin colour. Apply over affected area and camouflage the love bite. Not recommended for those who perspire easily.