first impression

[hardpoke]

Originally Posted by acidicavex

My view is legs I like long slender legs....... face can pass OK liao I don't really enjoy having a flower pot with big bouncing titties beside me. But a woman with legs hmmm they look ultra delicious n yummy...... titties "B" will do.

how about long legs short body?

[acidicavex]

Originally Posted by hardpoke

how about long legs short body?

Must be at least proportional la bro lol legs long body too short er... look like alien. I don't want flower pots doesn't mean can accept alien lo.

[bigbrudder]

Originally Posted by hardpoke

how about long legs short body?

Sounds like a Barbie doll ... she will probably have difficulty walking and have to lie down all the time.

[hardpoke]

Originally Posted by acidicavex

Must be at least proportional la bro lol legs long body too short er... look like alien. I don't want flower pots doesn't mean can accept alien lo.

wah raos, if give you chance to bonk alien, will you? i read in the papers some time back, a farmer in China claimed to have sex with alien before.. the authorities put him through lie detector tests and he passed them all! once in a lifetime experience indeed..

Originally Posted by bigbrudder

Sounds like a Barbie doll ... she will probably have difficulty walking and have to lie down all the time.

my cousin's barbie dolls ALWAYS lie down when i was playing with them.. you know what i mean? ROFL!

[bigbrudder]

Ken must be having good time when you are playing with your cousin's Barbie.


Thought Aliens do only anal probe.

[hardpoke]

Originally Posted by bigbrudder

Ken must be having good time when you are playing with your cousin's Barbie.


Thought Aliens do only anal probe.

not too sure about Ken, he's usually watching at one corner.. ROFL

ya, the farmer described the sex was out of this world.. i mean literally, for an alien, it sounds fitting.. problem is he passed the lie detector tests! either there are flaws, or it is true liao.. or he simply just look upon his wife as an alien.. haha..

[bigbrudder]

Looks like Ken is not a happy boy ...

Have to play with himself all the time.

Another possibility is the pig or the cow was the 'alien'. Someone ought to bring him down to earth ... kekeke

This reminds me of the story of a journalist who covered a story that some farmer claimed to have found the sacred 'mushroom' sought by the Qin emperor.

[hardpoke]

Originally Posted by bigbrudder

Looks like Ken is not a happy boy ...

Have to play with himself all the time.

Another possibility is the pig or the cow was the 'alien'. Someone ought to bring him down to earth ... kekeke

This reminds me of the story of a journalist who covered a story that some farmer claimed to have found the sacred 'mushroom' sought by the Qin emperor.

sacred mushroom?? lingzhi ah? lol

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by hardpoke

not too sure about Ken, he's usually watching at one corner.. ROFL

ya, the farmer described the sex was out of this world.. i mean literally, for an alien, it sounds fitting.. problem is he passed the lie detector tests! either there are flaws, or it is true liao.. or he simply just look upon his wife as an alien.. haha..

have sex with doll so happy!!!

next time tell me, I pay to watch!

[hardpoke]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

have sex with doll so happy!!!

next time tell me, I pay to watch!

wah raos.. who said anything about having sex with dolls?

they were lying down because their body too heavy, legs too slim, so cannot stand..

ken was watching at one corner because i dun play with men!

[bigbrudder]

Originally Posted by hardpoke

sacred mushroom?? lingzhi ah? lol

This is the sacred 'mushroom'.

http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/video...-mushroom.html

Can anyone be so gullible? Makes me wonder sometimes ...

[hardpoke]

Originally Posted by bigbrudder

This is the sacred 'mushroom'.

http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/video...-mushroom.html

Can anyone be so gullible? Makes me wonder sometimes ...

ROFL!!! i wonder that person who found it, did he fantasize about penetrating the "mushroom" since it had a opening that look like a vagina.. LOL

sibei kum lan lar!!

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by bigbrudder

This is the sacred 'mushroom'.

http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/video...-mushroom.html

Can anyone be so gullible? Makes me wonder sometimes ...

you tried it?! since you know that its male masturbation toy...

[bigbrudder]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

you tried it?! since you know that its male masturbation toy...

Fortunately / unfortunately have not tried it. No need toys lah .... I got Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters.

I think I can at least tell the difference between plastic / foam and something organic. Also ... part of the opening look strangely familiar ... don't you think?

[bigbrudder]

Originally Posted by hardpoke

ROFL!!! i wonder that person who found it, did he fantasize about penetrating the "mushroom" since it had a opening that look like a vagina.. LOL

sibei kum lan lar!!

Maybe the fella was trying to get fresh with the reporter ... and the reporter bei zai

She looked a bit 农民 ... fresh from the kampong college.