Were you almost caught by your OC?

[mr_missile]

Originally Posted by ol'coyote

huh ?...me thot me ever mentioned b4...
anyway...me usually can do 3 shots a day...
so 2 shots for me sexcapades...
then leave the 3rd in case the MHA nids it...

3 shots in a day?
wow. u a sex machine leh.
during my younger days still can manage 3 shots lah.
now old already, at most 2 shots a day only.
then again, won't your MHA notice the cum quantity (or rather the lack of it)if she only has the 3rd shot?

[pocketrocket]

Originally Posted by ol'coyote

huh ?...me thot me ever mentioned b4...
anyway...me usually can do 3 shots a day...
so 2 shots for me sexcapades...
then leave the 3rd in case the MHA nids it...

And what if she suddenly feeling extremely horny that day and want ya to give her a double barrels? Then die lah

[3m3m3m]

hmm...still got 1 time,after overseas trip back to spore,then wife will un pack my luggage and need to pass her the pasport for safe keeping , so just pull out from the back pocket of my jeans...suddenlly another small square pack also come out ... si liau .... balance CONDOM .... need to keling pusing lah.. said supposed to use as customers entertaiment mah in CHINA,but after brought the gal back..feel guilty to to this thing..so nv do lor..tats why condom still brand NEW.

After her face like cool down,mai tu liau..faster faster use the condom on wife...heng ar...

[ol'coyote]

Originally Posted by mr_missile

3 shots in a day?
wow. u a sex machine leh.
during my younger days still can manage 3 shots lah.
now old already, at most 2 shots a day only.
then again, won't your MHA notice the cum quantity (or rather the lack of it)if she only has the 3rd shot?

erm...how to see the cum quantity when it's in the pussy ?...
anyway...me ever done 2 shots in tuina...
then last shot for FB to cim-swallow...tat nite MHA confirm wun nid...
can confirm the quantity and consistency still good...
FB commented why so thick...me just told her long time no release...
hehe...

[Ibonk]

Originally Posted by mr_missile

but you have not revealed the secret of having enough shots left for your OC after expending them with your sexcapades outside leh.

I suggest a regular intake of zinc and high protein food for that.

[ol'coyote]

Originally Posted by pocketrocket

And what if she suddenly feeling extremely horny that day and want ya to give her a double barrels? Then die lah

hmm...after the kids...dun have such happenings...
MHA will be tired out after 1 session wif me...
after 2 shots earlier in the day...sure take long time for 3rd shot mah...

[bingo75]

bro... i have a solution to lighten the love bite... apply some soap and use a coin to rub on it lightly.. the love bite will be lighten... do it a few time before go home... sure your OC will not see it.. usually after rubbing.. next day will be gone liao.. Good Luck

[Dancing]

Originally Posted by Ibonk

I suggest a regular intake of zinc and high protein food for that.

Wah Bro, u so free no need work arrh. Still can come in do posting. Good Life.

[mr_missile]

Originally Posted by Ibonk

I suggest a regular intake of zinc and high protein food for that.

cool.
zinc and high protein diet.
hmmm let's see.....
oyster and eggs diet?
bro ol'coyote, what do you normally eat ah? (since yours has been proven to be still thick and in large quantity even for the 3rd shot of the day).

[Ibonk]

Originally Posted by Dancing

Wah Bro, u so free no need work arrh. Still can come in do posting. Good Life.

We call this work efficient here, m8. Chop Chop finish your work and spend the rest of the time sitting in front of pc surfing sbf.

[Ibonk]

Originally Posted by mr_missile

cool.
zinc and high protein diet.
hmmm let's see.....
oyster and eggs diet?

You are getting there, my friend.

[noname123]

Originally Posted by ol'coyote

hmm...tats y me luv the doggie style...
she can't bite u while u r behind her...
although sometimes bo pian...have to do missionary...
but make sure her legs on me shoulder...
so me neck not near enuf for her to bite...

Ah wolf...while bonking u can really think and prevent hor.....U very good leh...

Like that how to concentrate....

[noname123]

Originally Posted by ol'coyote

huh ?...me thot me ever mentioned b4...
anyway...me usually can do 3 shots a day...
so 2 shots for me sexcapades...
then leave the 3rd in case the MHA nids it...

This is terms as TRAINING .....

[Lightsultra]

Originally Posted by bingo75

bro... i have a solution to lighten the love bite... apply some soap and use a coin to rub on it lightly.. the love bite will be lighten... do it a few time before go home... sure your OC will not see it.. usually after rubbing.. next day will be gone liao.. Good Luck

Bro, have you tried it before...I try once but it doesn't work & the spot became more red...but ok lah cos' that time the bite given by OC.

To the Bros, who'd up me...thank you very much, deepest appreciation!

[SeAHuM]

Originally Posted by Lightsultra

Bro, have you tried it before...I try once but it doesn't work & the spot became more red...but ok lah cos' that time the bite given by OC.

To the Bros, who'd up me...thank you very much, deepest appreciation!

Mine was a classic.

KTV. Brought a girl to another empty room. Dark without lights.

Girl gave me BJ with CD. After I cummed. Quickly recover and return to my room.

When I went home. Took off my pants and found that the CD is in between my boxer and pants!!! Quickly turned away from my wife, walked calmly to the toilet and flushed it down the bowl!

Worst part, my boxer got stained with sperm, so while I taking shower, I washed it up. Wife found it funny and asked me why I hand washed it since I always dump it in the machine. I said I lau sai pang kor!

Heng ah........