The chronicles of Phayao

[Phayao]

Gentlemen.


I officially announce my retirement from the Geylang scene. I’ve been Chionging for so many years liao, Even though I just join SBF this year. I feel it’s time to call it a day because I just recently got engage and getting married soon. I feel it’s time to be responsible and loyal to my upcoming partner.


But before that, I gave myself this whole week, this last week from 25May to 31May to chiong Geylang one last time. I called at least one Working Lady from One house everyday from 25May to 31May and I’ll post the FR on this thread. Everyday I'll write an FR base on that date. Like today I'll write about the FR on 25May, tomorrow the FR on 26May and so on and so fore...


I Feel that SBF has change a lot for the past few years. Used to be have at least one FR a day and it used to be an honest FR. Nowadays, people are claiming they did raw sex with so and so, this person got this disease from so and so. Even the thread by WHOOHOO got deleted which was such a shame.

[Phayao]

Dedicated to Sutreerak1099 and SiamCutey. Without your flame wars, SBF has become dull and boring

25 May 2008 around 12pm-1pm, Westerhout House 2, girl 14 or 15(I forgot liao)

Just finish my reservice. Feeling so horny after having abstain from sex for 2 weeks. Drove down to Geylang as I cannot tahan anymore. Drove pass the stretch of road at Lorong 18. Almost all the houses were close. So I went to Westerhout instead. Some of the houses were already open like Westerhout 8 while some were just opening. The only car park which I could find was at where all the Jamaican or African FL were working. I think that was Lorong 16. So I got out of my car and walk over to Westerhout 8. As I was walking, one of the OKT called out to me to take a look at his girls.


I look up and there was a Number “2” on the lights of the house. There wasn’t an Open or Close sign or anything to suggest that this was a legal Thai house. Somemore SBF never post about this house. I was thinking maybe this was an illegal house and an illegal OKT. I ask him a stupid question. “Inside Thai girls ah?” The botak OKT bother to answer “Thai guo ren lah”. Horniness overcomes common sense. I walk in and there was only one girl in the fish tank. I think it was Number 14 or 15. But this was a legal house lah. Girl got Number and wearing grown. Setup like a legal house with counter and fishtank and everything. Paid up $50 so should be legal.


Called the only girl in the fishtank. What a mistake. Her room is on the first level behind the fishtank at the end of the house. Walk in with her. Upon closer inspection, wah. She look like miss piggy. Has a double chin. But her skin is very fair lah. Ask her where’s she from, she replied “Chiang Mai”. Which is one of the province trademark. Having fair Chinese looking girls. Anyway, the bathing was SOP. Wash here, wash there. Got out and laid on her bed. Saw some provocative books. Kama Sutra??? A Working Lady with a Kama Sutra??? And an English Dictionary book. But a Kama Sutra??? I was thinking this girl might be an athlete on bed.


She catbath me before going south. Catbath nothing to shout about. As per normal. But the weird thing was about to come. She took out one ply of tissue. Poke it through mini Phayao. I was thinking. What the fuck??? Is it because my public hair stinks or I got a lot of public hair??? So there I was, mini Phayao poking out of this tissue and I can’t even see my public hair. She ask me if I want cap or not? I said Yeah, cap me.(Feeling weird just posting about it). BJ Skills around 6/10 only. Sorry, not enough tongue


Gave me a BJ for 4 mins and finally came. That’s what abstain from sex does to you. You don’t release your little soldiers, they will explode like an bomb. Didn’t even try FJ. So I can’t vouch if the Kama Sutra really works. She might put you in some weird, weird position.


Anyway, went to Geylang and accomplish what I wanted. Went home and got a sound sleep after that.

[havana]

Originally Posted by Phayao

Gentlemen.


I officially announce my retirement from the Geylang scene. I’ve been Chionging for so many years liao, Even though I just join SBF this year. I feel it’s time to call it a day because I just recently got engage and getting married soon. I feel it’s time to be responsible and loyal to my upcoming partner.

U can run , but U can never hide Once U have tasted the fruit, U will remember it for life. I can guarantee U will be back

[wc138469]

So happy and congrats for u bro

Finally retiring for good!

[Phayao]

Dedicated to Mr Fucker, Good luck to you, hope you find your happiness

26May2008, 7pm Geylang Lorong 6, House 52, Girl 6


Drove down to Lor 6 House 52. Couldn’t get a carpark at either ends of House 66 and House 72. So I had to park 2 parking spaces away from House 52. Lan lan, Came out of the car, walk 5 steps. OKT ask, “Come, and see my girls”. Since I was there. Why not. This house set up quite different from the rest. Counter at the end of the fishtank, far away from the entrance, There was another OKT at the counter. Than the girls are in the tank. This house has quite a narrow walking path. On the right of the entrance, There were about 9++ pictures of the girls there. Some of them have words like “Off” to indicate that one of the girls were off.


Saw this one girl who look like one of the internet OKT was promoting, Diane Miss province at the Freelance Section. Find it up in the FL Thread. This girl number was 6. She look about 80% like her. Paid the Cheebye Bin OKT $50. Waited for her while she walk infront of me. Her room is behind the counter going to the washing area. I think it was the second room after the fishtank. Went in her room, gave a closer inspection Wah…Big, Big round eyes and she’s tall. Almost the same height as me. 1.67m. Took off her dress, wah papaya in pajamas are jumping out her dress. Papaya in pajamas are jumping everywhere. Big boobs.


Bathing was very SOP. So was the Catbath. The BJ was good but needs tongue. After exploding the day before, Felt that I couldn’t come so easily as the day before. But the FJ was heavenly. FYI, this girl can speak English.


With that look going up and down on you. I couldn’t tahan liao. I think it took me two positions, one was when she was squatting and the other was missionary. Can’t do doggy. Her face looks too good for that.


After all done liao, she gave me a hug and escort me out. Overall, those brother's going for looks, she come’s highly recommended from me to all brothers here.

[Phayao]

Dedicated to CeiResident, To the only nick I ever love.


27May2008, 1am-2.30am, Geylang Lorong 18, house 18, girl 3


Drove down to the hottest house in Geylang right now. Lor 18 House 18 to try girl 3. Wanted to RTF this house before I retire from this scene. Previously the last time I went to this house was to try another girl. And that was girl 1. That time no need to wait, I was wondering if this girl 3 need to wait or not. I don’t like to wait for more than 2 session for my girl. More bad news was to come. I thought this girl if must wait, only at least 3 sessions. But CCB. I waited for at least 2hours 30minutes for her. Business was that good meh?


Don’t know which guy here go and extend, extend, extend, extend. Everytime this guy extends, the OKT came out(I was sitting in the stone bench outside of the house), gave me this apologetic look and keep telling me ,”wait…customer extend…”. Damn dulan. But the customer who came first before me was even more dulan. He just left liao haha!


At the end, was my turn. I told myself. “This better be worth the wait”. Upon first look. I remember lookwise she was never the one to impress me much. Broad jaw like face. Tattoo over her stomach. Tribal somemore. How come those people who post FR on her don’t mention this? Can’t she get a decent tattoo like a picture or something. Boobs not as big as yesterday’s girl. The worst part about her appearance is her eyes. She has eyebags as big as Lipton sachet teabag. Some brother here must have kept smsing her every night at 6am huh? Don't ask me how I know.


Entered her room, fishtank? I mean a real fishtank? CCB. But let’s cut to the chase. She bath me and catbath me. But I was waiting for her bbbj as I know her BBBJ is out of this world. She literally ALMOST torn off my foreskin. The suction and skill. The tongue…The way she use her tongue…was top notch. ESPECIALLY the suction.


I think Geylang Scene nobody can compare BBBJ liao. People post Girl 1 BBBJ is good, but I feel Girl 3 is undeniably perfect skill wise. Maybe the girls in Lorong 6 House 66 got fight. But this girl’s technique is too good. I don’t know how to describe it. You have to try so you can understand. What a wild girl. I was definitely no match for her. Her FJ was very enjoyable. Did it in missionary and doggy. Came. If you keep cumming 3 days straight, my fluids are reduce drastically. I think it was less than 5 ml. Haha!


Anyway, this girl is work the wait.

[WOOHOO]

brilliant Fr on G3 bro *clap *clap*clap*

[SammyHulk]

Gd writeup. I can c more FRs cumming.

[Zig Zach]

Originally Posted by Phayao

Don’t know which guy here go and extend, extend, extend, extend. Everytime this guy extends, the OKT came out(I was sitting in the stone bench outside of the house), gave me this apologetic look and keep telling me ,”wait…customer extend…”. Damn dulan. But the customer who came first before me was even more dulan. He just left liao haha!

Must be some regular la. Last time i waited 1hour++ sitting there like a pathetic fool watching customers going in and out.

Nice FR anyway!
Do post more before you retire completely!!

[Nightcrawlar]

Originally Posted by Phayao

I think Geylang Scene nobody can compare BBBJ liao. People post Girl 1 BBBJ is good, but I feel Girl 3 is undeniably perfect skill wise. Maybe the girls in Lorong 6 House 66 got fight. But this girl’s technique is too good. I don’t know how to describe it. You have to try so you can understand. What a wild girl. I was definitely no match for her. Her FJ was very enjoyable. Did it in missionary and doggy. Came. If you keep cumming 3 days straight, my fluids are reduce drastically. I think it was less than 5 ml. Haha!


Anyway, this girl is work the wait.

L6H66 bbbj nice meh?
average only lah.
1818 still the best especially G1's warm water bbbj. SONG!!
Got massage somemore leh.

[Phayao]

Dedicated to Poom. Thank you for everything.


28 May 2008 Geylang Lorong 6 House 52 Girl 88


So I went back after two days because I wanted to Return to Fuck Girl 6. Unfortunately, She was unavailable. Don’t want to suffer what I suffer the day before. Decided to call other girls. Cheebye Bin OKT was recommending Girl 69 to me. I think there were two new girls but I also ignore his recommendation. This Girl 69 smile at me. But I feel her face was a bit…”Plasticly”? Like too Plastic or something. Saw this girl 88. Looks Chinese like, small and petite frame. Went to call her. Paid the Cheebye bin OKT and went to her room. This house quite welfare. They have this big screen LCD TV on the left hand side wall for the working ladies to watch TV.


She held my arm while she walk me over to her room. Nice big room. It’s directly behind fishtank. Went inside. Toilet stinks. The room is big but the toilet partition is small. Bathing was SOP.


Went out. Laid in her bed while waiting for her. She is very small. Very petite. Kiss me on the cheeks before proceeding to catbath me. Catbath was again SOP. So was the BJ. Nothing out of the blue. Her body is that of a small college girl. I think it’s because I have Girl 6 on my mind that’s why everything feels mechanical. And probably because this girl knows I called girl 6 that’s why it was mechanical too. FJ was SOP. Somehow. I prefer Girl’s 6 tits going up and down than this girl’s tit’s not moving at all. At most this girl boob’s is a generous B Cup. Came and left the room.


As I was leaving I peep in the fishtank. Wah, luckily never waited. Girl 6 was still not around. This girl 88 has Chinese looks. I recommend this girl to you if like them small and petite like a college girl.

3 more days until retirement...

[dunworri]

uncle Phayao:

Why?You fr this Thread L6 H52(okt)cheebye bizzit he(okt)face black b.or kpkb

[WOOHOO]

way to go bro 3 more days keep it up keep it up

[Phayao]

Dedicated to Jdi813, I though alot about this dedication and... Behind that Nick and points, is a big joke. I will never stood to your level. I’ll never do what you did and I’ll never be what you are.


29 May2008 Geylang Lorong 18 House 16 Girl 21


Upon reading the Thai Category $40. The very last Ang Pai of Geylang that was posted was Lorong 18 House 16 Girl 21 before house 18 came to prominence. Drove my way down again. Couldn’t find any parking. Had to park at Lorong 14 before walking over. As I was walking, I though to myself. Hmmm…How long do I have to wait for this girl. If she was this hot before. I think it should be as long as when I went to find Lorong 18 House 18 Girl 3.


To my surprise. When I went in. She was sitting in the tank. Where was all this talk about waiting for her minimum of 3 sessions? Called her and paid up. And as usual “dow” attitude. She walk infront of me completely ignoring me. Heard this was the usually treatment for customers. Went in her room. This room I must confess has taste. Her room got atmosphere. As if this room was professionally done by an interior designer. Even her toilet has class. Nice queen size bed.


The next thing I know, she took off her clothes and entered the toilet. What a fool. There I was inside the room fully clothed feeling so dulan. What to do? I took off my clothes. Walk in the toilet. There she was, her hair all tied up spraying water over the toilet. I walk in close the toilet door and she begin rubbing shower cream on my chest. To me, she don’t look all that pretty. Freckles all over her face. Her body is kinda like Lorong 18 House 18 Girl 1’s body except bigger. So I was observing her when she suddenly talk to me.


She said. “Khoon Thai???”, So I was totally taken aback. I suddenly blurt out, “Simi Lan jiao???”, there was an awkwardly pause of about 5 seconds. I said “mai chai, phom bin koon singapore krab”. Than she smiled. After that episode. She became more talkative towards me. She ask me how I know her, did I know her from the internet, finish work already or not…etc, etc. I won’t disclose what she ask me because some of them are personal to her and what she told me really makes me wonder about SBF chongsters. Has the quality of SBF chongsters change along with the forum? We spoke in a mixture of English and thai. I think she was especially impress of my thai language. She said, “Kun poot dai pasar thai di mak ka”.


She’s very hygienic in cleaning me. Clean my hands and my foot. Felt weird, so with the awkwardness gone, I offered to clean her foot. CCB, she siam me. Afterwards. I lied on the bed while waiting for her. She gave a very good catbath. Her catbath I rate highly. Lick the inside of my thighs and my kneecap. Not much Working Ladies do that nowadays. She capped me and gave me this BJ which was fantastic. Good use of Tongue. Generous use of tongue. If only it was BBBJ it would be 9/10.


She begin doing cowgirl on me and this was not mention by anyone here. She is freaking heavy. If your gonna try her, you have to have strong hip bone. For her height and size. She has a little bit of belly lah and she is easily taller than me. As I was laying down there. She came down on me in cowgirl style. Man, I think she weights a ton. I think she broke my hip bone. It became more painful than enjoyable. The very first time she went down on me I think she lost her balance that’s why she couldn’t control her weight. I felt the pain in my hip area liao. After 3 piak, piak, I ask her to stop and ask her to turn over so I can do her in missionary. I felt the pain in my hip and groin area again and mini Phayao started to lose it’s enthusiasm and erection. Didn’t enter her anymore told her to take a shower. She didn’t ask me what was wrong or anything like that. This was the only bad part in a good experience. She just look away like she doesn’t care much about you. In the shower, she showered me and ask me to wait outside. After she came out, it was the usually talk cock session we had in the showers before.


I wore my clothes and waited for the buzzer to beep. Overall experience was fantastic up to where she cowgirl me. So if you want to have an enjoyable session with her. If your body and height are not on par or smaller than her, than I suggest you try doggie or missionary first.

2 more days to go. 2 more Field Reports...

[CelestialBeing]

Wah today mini Phayao never fire.. thats like a tainted page in ur retirement chronicle.