Mas selamat

Criminalz · #1 08-05-2009, 12:07 PM

read it on the news, mas selamat is caught. But news say police did not say where or when, i think they pai sei.

anyway, good news then. police patrol will cut down liao, the street walkers can come out. woohoo..

Mas Selamat · #2 08-05-2009, 01:36 PM

There were also offers of a million dollar reward by two businessmen for his capture.....who the hero?

Frankiestine · #3 08-05-2009, 01:36 PM

I think more bad news for street walkers, the AV raids seems to had intensified with the arrest of Mas 6 weeks ago, so probably more man power is available else where can be used for more regular raids on FL...

lasupkia · #4 08-05-2009, 02:00 PM

Yr thread is not related to any sex so let me help u out here.

Possible scenario:
Mas Selamat was in JB feeling horny. Saw the ad on the new massage place Grand Paragon and headed there wearing his Afro Hair disguise. Since he did not have time to check out the FRs here so ask the captain to recommend the cha bo.

In he goes to the room and "Knock Knock". Gal enters room. "Hi I'm 69. Do u want coffee, tea or me?" Hee hee....

Mas being deprived for so long in hiding grabs the girl and peels off the Kimono. WOW!! 36F headlights. Kanina tak boleh tahan liao. strips off his shorts and thrust his adik-adik in between the Twin Peaks. Shiok sia...

After 1 minute of mad thrusting, Mas feels the builtup power down under and stops. Then pushing the minah onto the mattress, he spread-eagle her and aims his Scud missile at the target. "Nanti, nanti,..."screams the cha bo. Too late. Scud Missile has entered the target RAW. "Tak Boleh...tak boleh..." cha bo screams again. Mas was now in paradise and couldn't care what the gal screams. Gal was now frantic and arms swinging all over.

Slap...off comes the Afro Hair and gal realises she's being screwed but the region's number 1 TERRORIST. Estacy rushed to her head and her puki was flowing like Kota Tinggi waterfall.

Arg..Arg..Arg... Sekarang mau tembat...Arg...Arg...Arg...

And Mas Scud Missile explodes inside the gal spilling out the next generation of baby terrorists.

"Bam, Bam, Bam" the captain and a few bouncers breaks open the door after hearing the screams and so the story ends...

THAT'S HOW MAS SELAMET WAS CAUGHT WITH HIS PANTS DOWN IN JB.

**Now this thread can be posted here as it's related to SEX. Hope that helps.

dirtyhairy · #5 08-05-2009, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankiestine

I think more bad news for street walkers, the AV raids seems to had intensified with the arrest of Mas 6 weeks ago, so probably more man power is available else where can be used for more regular raids on FL...

Spot On Bro Monster...
Now with Selamat's arrest in JB, lagi malu for one cartoon Minister
bcos he mati2 claimed Selamat still here
to show HM has things under control, more ops are expected to show power
lidat fellow horny bros, if u must screw, here's one idea for yer
go fook in vans instead of doing at love hotels
bcos it's unlikely the cops now lagi arrogant will end their raiding spell!

Plunger_Man · #6 08-05-2009, 02:20 PM

There must be some hidden agenda as the police force hide it till now then release the news.

Frankiestine · #7 08-05-2009, 02:23 PM

well the authority is only forcing everyone to go underground, then it would be more difficult for them to nab FLs....bad for us cheongster because it means harder to share but at least it will help in some way to ensure the long term marketability of the FL...so AV have to decide which is the lesser of the 2 evils they want to eradicate...

angrybigpenis · #8 08-05-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Mas Selamat

There were also offers of a million dollar reward by two businessmen for his capture.....who the hero?

Maybe some Singaporean who went to Johor HC and found MSK part-timing as a tea boy.

Cannot claim reward otherwise his OC will find out.

HeadOn · #9 08-05-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankiestine

well the authority is only forcing everyone to go underground, then it would be more difficult for them to nab FLs....bad for us cheongster because it means harder to share but at least it will help in some way to ensure the long term marketability of the FL...so AV have to decide which is the lesser of the 2 evils they want to eradicate...

AV will target those who are in the "open" one, ie those selling their svc in the public, like FL standing on street, HCs, TN etc...cos they're subject to public knowledge mah..

Frankiestine · #10 08-05-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Plunger_Man

There must be some hidden agenda as the police force hide it till now then release the news.

dun think there is really any hidden agenda to delay the release of Mas arrest. they probably need time to debrief him and get more info on his conspirators who were harboring him and hopefully clean them up all in one swoop...so probably since the shit times has released this info, can safely say more or less most of the remnants from Mas JI group already arrested..

damn like that no more fun, with more man power for raids, means less FL around...maybe Mas should planned his escape one more time..

Criminalz · #11 08-05-2009, 03:33 PM

i think the malaysia police is going to get some flak from their own people.

sure think, nabei, criminal from singapore can catch, own country criminal always say still under investigation.

anyway, this affirm my theory of malaysia police working only when there is money. imagine, the rewards. they will surely claim them before releasing him.

LentorGarden · #12 08-05-2009, 03:41 PM

No lar. I dont believe that Mas Selemat has been caught in JB until I see some live footages of him on television. Our govt cant be trusted. For all you know, Mas Selemat did not escape, he might have died but govt want to cover up the story because it doesnt make sense. They released the news of his escape a few hours after he did so. Now, they are releasing the news 1 month after malaysia police captured him. Why the delay? Govt is hiding something from singaporeans, they are not as transparent as they claim they are. Anyway, thats just what i feel. Cheers!

Espree · #13 08-05-2009, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankiestine

.maybe Mas should planned his escape one more time..

Words like this will get you into troubles.

Frankiestine · #14 08-05-2009, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Espree

Words like this will get you into troubles.

so sue me...

Bangster · #15 08-05-2009, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankiestine

I think more bad news for street walkers, the AV raids seems to had intensified with the arrest of Mas 6 weeks ago, so probably more man power is available else where can be used for more regular raids on FL...

Bro Monster,

I didn't know Anti-Vice also have to track down terrorists one...

Damn heng that time I didn't sign up for Police Force man...or else suey suey drafted to Anti-Vice and then made to look for JI and AQ operatives

heheeehee

Perhaps you could be right, bad economic year so govt makes AV go catch terrorists...

goo-li-gang lu lai lu pai tan....
(salary getting harder n harder to earn)