Stoopid/Funnie things said during/after sex

[Bangster]

Amid the throes of passions....
many a time the brains does not function logically anymore.

What are some of the stupid and/or funny and/or strange things you guys have heard, or even muttered yourself while doing the deed?

Heehee..

I've a few myself...here goes:

Heard:
1) "am I very slutty?"
2) "can I be your girlfriend?"
3) "faster. I got stomachache." <- this one really is nabey one

Mentioned:
1) "Later want to go eat what?"
2) "I want to fart...poooooooo!!" <- that spelt the end of the session

[starystarynite]

some more

why you so fat?
what if your OC call?
hungry, what to have dinner later??

[fujifilm]

My friend's experience with a FL in Malaysia.

During sex...
FL: "scratch for me backside... itchy on left side... higher, higher, aiya, stop poking, scratch for me first! arghh... ok, let's continue."

When he told me that, I was like

[fenwick]

While licking her pussy : ' Don't want la, dirty dirty.........ah ahhhhh !! ' ( but her hands keep pressing my head down ! )

[dexblu]

After sex n shower....

"Where's my panties ??"

[DizzyMage]

She said:
1) Faster... Arr...Yes... Arrhh.. Wait! Did u wear? WTF!!!
2) My breast one big one small leh.
3) How cum ur balls one high one low?

I said:
1) Yes... Sally... Yes... Hmmm... Ops... Sandy dear...
2) Yes... Christy... Hmmm... Ye...ss... Ops... Christine dear...

[Bangster]

From one of my army friends, he screwed his gf raw when she was having period.

After the act, he took his cock out, super bloody.

Gf: "Wah lan eh, you having menses or I having menses?"

[foooah]

Originally Posted by Bangster

From one of my army friends, he screwed his gf raw when she was having period.

After the act, he took his cock out, super bloody.

Gf: "Wah lan eh, you having menses or I having menses?"

HAHAHAHAHA...good one bro! we all knw hw that looks like!

[cheongsterjon]

'oohhh please ooohhh i'm peeing..'

The above is sibei gei yan...she uttered that when she was about to cum....i almost laughed out loud..

[Amour]

Originally Posted by Bangster

From one of my army friends, he screwed his gf raw when she was having period.

After the act, he took his cock out, super bloody.

Gf: "Wah lan eh, you having menses or I having menses?"

DAmn funny bro. You make my day

[wodemama]

Originally Posted by cheongsterjon

'oohhh please ooohhh i'm peeing..'

The above is sibei gei yan...she uttered that when she was about to cum....i almost laughed out loud..

hahaha, bro i buay tahan laughing. lol, that girl from which country one? hahaha

[cultureshock]

hahaha!!! this really make me laff non stop!!!

[cheongsterjon]

She's from SG. A girl I picked up from MOS. Guess she was just trying to be funny or she's abit high from the alcohol..

[wodemama]

icic,rofl if i were you i would have laughed out on the spot . haha

[newbadass]

Girl: "Can you please stop smoking while you're on top? I'm not your bloody ash tray OK..."