I went for my cny haircut..i cried

[bigkkj]

Recenly my mama told me to go for a haircut. I said I don't want because I want to keep my hair long long and look like Takeshi. She kpkb say it is a CNY tradition to cut hair, and she hope if I do my new year won't continue to be a bui bui jiak liao bee.

I defiantly say, "I WANT LOOK LIKE TAKESHI!!!"
She reply what, "Takeshi ah? Ok lor, no take allowance from mama and papa lor?"

I just kept quiet and go and make appointment for haircut.

Then last night I forgot my appointment is this morning sia... I still drank a lot of beers. It is only when the hair stylist message me I jitao woke up and rush down. Knn, never bath or what... I just put on the mask and rushed down.

Reached liao, I only saw 1 chiobu hairstylist... I felt a bit of attraction... Like me and her in a Japanese garden with me looking like Takeshi and sakura flowers falling everywhere. Suddenly she exhale hard hard from my bui bui odour cos I never bathed... The memory just disappeared.

Sat down then I really feel sleepy... So I just close my eyes as she cut my hair (and also to hide my teary eye because my romantic fantasy won't happen between us )

Then I heard someone enter the saloon. But my eyes still closed mah, so I assume maybe fellow hairstylist... Because if another customer or what, the girl cutting my hair will sure say hi or what mah, tio bo?

Few minutes later, a female walked pass behind us and say, "哇，帅哥，这么早?" (wah, handsome, so early?)

My heart jump with joy instantly sia... omg, someone called me HANDSOME! I was so happy I can't wait to faster go home log in EDMW and tell the rest of the BBFAs about my achievement. I no money take allowance from mama and papa; but being called handsome is an achievement similar to make 10K per month.

I faster reply, "当然啊，没有其他时间可以预订了" (of course, no other time slot available)

Suddenly WTF, another guy reply instead, "Ya,我要见 client later"
I opened my eyes immediately... big big.. I look at the mirrow to see the reflection of the opposite. SMLJ, it is really another male customer... Worst is, they both looking at my reflection also and give a wtf face. Farking pai seh sia

To hide my shame, I faster look down..... FARK MAN, my hairstylist using the shaver sia... "AIYA, why you move?!!!" I huh? I look up... Fark man, the shaver shaved until so high... Now everyone look at me... I just don't know what to do sia... So I just look down like an idiot. So she try to salvage my hair by doing high shave.

When all done liao, I faster leave the saloon like in a daze and malu... I just walk around to calm down and to feel better. Then I notice like many people look at me, especially auntie. I feel happy again... I thought maybe this new haircut make me look more handsome.

When I reached home liao, fark man... I realize all look at me because I wore my facial mask inside-out, wrong side... That, with my new high shave head, look like c*ckster. I don't feel like going out or show my face liao

I'm crying as I'm typing this

[newyorker88]

Holiday is it?

[thickskin33]

Please do not cry uncle me balding no go barber for years you still can go barber . No cry no cry takeshiiiiiii

[chupchaikia]

Originally Posted by bigkkj

Recenly my mama told me to go for a haircut. I said I don't want because I want to keep my hair long long and look like Takeshi. She kpkb say it is a CNY tradition to cut hair, and she hope if I do my new year won't continue to be a bui bui jiak liao bee.

I defiantly say, "I WANT LOOK LIKE TAKESHI!!!"
She reply what, "Takeshi ah? Ok lor, no take allowance from mama and papa lor?"

I just kept quiet and go and make appointment for haircut.

Then last night I forgot my appointment is this morning sia... I still drank a lot of beers. It is only when the hair stylist message me I jitao woke up and rush down. Knn, never bath or what... I just put on the mask and rushed down.

Reached liao, I only saw 1 chiobu hairstylist... I felt a bit of attraction... Like me and her in a Japanese garden with me looking like Takeshi and sakura flowers falling everywhere. Suddenly she exhale hard hard from my bui bui odour cos I never bathed... The memory just disappeared.

Sat down then I really feel sleepy... So I just close my eyes as she cut my hair (and also to hide my teary eye because my romantic fantasy won't happen between us )

Then I heard someone enter the saloon. But my eyes still closed mah, so I assume maybe fellow hairstylist... Because if another customer or what, the girl cutting my hair will sure say hi or what mah, tio bo?

Few minutes later, a female walked pass behind us and say, "哇，帅哥，这么早?" (wah, handsome, so early?)

My heart jump with joy instantly sia... omg, someone called me HANDSOME! I was so happy I can't wait to faster go home log in EDMW and tell the rest of the BBFAs about my achievement. I no money take allowance from mama and papa; but being called handsome is an achievement similar to make 10K per month.

I faster reply, "当然啊，没有其他时间可以预订了" (of course, no other time slot available)

Suddenly WTF, another guy reply instead, "Ya,我要见 client later"
I opened my eyes immediately... big big.. I look at the mirrow to see the reflection of the opposite. SMLJ, it is really another male customer... Worst is, they both looking at my reflection also and give a wtf face. Farking pai seh sia

To hide my shame, I faster look down..... FARK MAN, my hairstylist using the shaver sia... "AIYA, why you move?!!!" I huh? I look up... Fark man, the shaver shaved until so high... Now everyone look at me... I just don't know what to do sia... So I just look down like an idiot. So she try to salvage my hair by doing high shave.

When all done liao, I faster leave the saloon like in a daze and malu... I just walk around to calm down and to feel better. Then I notice like many people look at me, especially auntie. I feel happy again... I thought maybe this new haircut make me look more handsome.

When I reached home liao, fark man... I realize all look at me because I wore my facial mask inside-out, wrong side... That, with my new high shave head, look like c*ckster. I don't feel like going out or show my face liao

I'm crying as I'm typing this

My apologies Bro Takeshit.

Oops! I mean blackkkj.

Didn’t mean to interrupt your haircut.
Anyway, you look nice with your new look.

Cheers!

[koebshaq0_0]

This is sibei funny. Thanks anyway for the entertainment.

[pebbu]

Originally Posted by koebshaq0_0

This is sibei funny. Thanks anyway for the entertainment.

Oh I thought it was meant to be a tragic story

[liberty666]

I thought got piak piak....

[chupchaikia]

Originally Posted by liberty666

I thought got piak piak....

All his stories no head, no tail.

"Ka kee kong, ka kee song" type of stories.

[energy_boi]

damn funny .. hahaaaaa

[chupchaikia]

Originally Posted by pebbu

Oh I thought it was meant to be a tragic story

Yup. Maybe the hairstylist cut off his his cock.


But then again, it would take the hair stylist a long time to find it in the first place.

[maxipalm]

Originally Posted by chupchaikia

Yup. Maybe the hairstylist cut off his his cock.


But then again, it would take the hair stylist a long time to find it in the first place.

Because his kkj is on his face - lan jiao bin

[chupchaikia]

Originally Posted by maxipalm

Because his kkj is on his face - lan jiao bin

Correct brother!

[chupchaikia]

Originally Posted by bigkkj

Recenly my mama told me to go for a haircut. I said I don't want because I want to keep my hair long long and look like Takeshi. She kpkb say it is a CNY tradition to cut hair, and she hope if I do my new year won't continue to be a bui bui jiak liao bee.

I defiantly say, "I WANT LOOK LIKE TAKESHI!!!"
She reply what, "Takeshi ah? Ok lor, no take allowance from mama and papa lor?"

I just kept quiet and go and make appointment for haircut.

Then last night I forgot my appointment is this morning sia... I still drank a lot of beers. It is only when the hair stylist message me I jitao woke up and rush down. Knn, never bath or what... I just put on the mask and rushed down.

Reached liao, I only saw 1 chiobu hairstylist... I felt a bit of attraction... Like me and her in a Japanese garden with me looking like Takeshi and sakura flowers falling everywhere. Suddenly she exhale hard hard from my bui bui odour cos I never bathed... The memory just disappeared.

Sat down then I really feel sleepy... So I just close my eyes as she cut my hair (and also to hide my teary eye because my romantic fantasy won't happen between us )

Then I heard someone enter the saloon. But my eyes still closed mah, so I assume maybe fellow hairstylist... Because if another customer or what, the girl cutting my hair will sure say hi or what mah, tio bo?

Few minutes later, a female walked pass behind us and say, "哇，帅哥，这么早?" (wah, handsome, so early?)

My heart jump with joy instantly sia... omg, someone called me HANDSOME! I was so happy I can't wait to faster go home log in EDMW and tell the rest of the BBFAs about my achievement. I no money take allowance from mama and papa; but being called handsome is an achievement similar to make 10K per month.

I faster reply, "当然啊，没有其他时间可以预订了" (of course, no other time slot available)

Suddenly WTF, another guy reply instead, "Ya,我要见 client later"
I opened my eyes immediately... big big.. I look at the mirrow to see the reflection of the opposite. SMLJ, it is really another male customer... Worst is, they both looking at my reflection also and give a wtf face. Farking pai seh sia

To hide my shame, I faster look down..... FARK MAN, my hairstylist using the shaver sia... "AIYA, why you move?!!!" I huh? I look up... Fark man, the shaver shaved until so high... Now everyone look at me... I just don't know what to do sia... So I just look down like an idiot. So she try to salvage my hair by doing high shave.

When all done liao, I faster leave the saloon like in a daze and malu... I just walk around to calm down and to feel better. Then I notice like many people look at me, especially auntie. I feel happy again... I thought maybe this new haircut make me look more handsome.

When I reached home liao, fark man... I realize all look at me because I wore my facial mask inside-out, wrong side... That, with my new high shave head, look like c*ckster. I don't feel like going out or show my face liao

I'm crying as I'm typing this

Stop crying la!

Whether you cut your hair or your c*ck hair, you are a c*ckster!
Why else would you come online, just to post your nonsense?



So kesian la!

Don't cry already, cos at the end of the day, you are still a c*ckster.

[Bery]

Saw all the “I Cried” series headers, I cried!!!!!
Is IMH doing extreme social distancing that they cannot provide another slot?

[hawk007]

Hahaha nice story