My Failures

[vinsc]

I found that all the post here were describing about the glorious moments of our brothers here. Some have done GF’s sister, some has done with fantastic colleagues, boss, and the many fetishes. I guess on my part, it is a bit different. Maybe I have no luck being a Casanova and hence I have to resort to paid encounters. In life there is never fair. It doesn’t mean you work hard you get promoted. Sometimes if the boss don’t like you, you can just work hard all your life and see others get promoted. As brothers here would know, paid sex sometimes means you get cheated. I decided to do a five part mini series short stories of failures. Some have happen to me, which I will write with a little favouring added for better reading. While some have been stories I heard from friends which I will related.

Disclaimer: There would be no juicy sex half the time as this is to relate failure stories…how I failed…..

The stories will be titled

1)“My first seeking overseas”
2)”My first time eating out”
3)”How I was donked in Viet”
4)”I thought I found a Hang Zhou wife”
5)”A Kick from Tom Yum Goon”

[vinsc]

disclaimer: .

There would be no juicy sex half the time as this is to relate failure stories…how I failed…..

My first seeking overseas

Fresh out from the Army, I thought the values that was imparted to me since young was right. You work hard you will get promoted and then have higher pay. Armed with this stupidity and innocents, I step into the working world to realise that I was like bring a bow and arrow to the modern warfare. Needless to say, I suffered bruises badly, luckily not dying. I fell times and again into the political warp in the office and many a times assisted my colleagues to promoted unknowingly. My boss eventually realise my hardworking-ness but alas due to political moves I was soon boot out of the game. Then I bruise even further with a low paying job. Which needless to say I couldn’t think of going for FL/WL. I just content to using my DIYs. Meals would already constitute a problem. After bruising for 3 years. I guess luck then give me a small smile. I found a job in job in the shipping field, which pays me, better.

One Year into to job my boss who works hard like me found a similarity between us and decided to help me in my career. After 3 years of experiences I am now at least holding a rifle in the political war, no longer arrows. 1 year 3 months later, he called me into his office and said, Hey you have handle the work well all these time, I am bring you to Vietnam Next month to negotiate a new contract. Any problems in your end? Reservist, studies (I was doing part time studies). It was my first offer of a business trip so I jump at it instantly. Missing a few lessons is not going to kill. The day finally came, I haven’t travelled since I was sec 5. Vietnam would be my first. I arrived early and show my boss on the laptop in the Airport VIP lounge the proposal I prepared on what I would discuss over there. It was my first time in the lounge, totally amused and so long haven’t been on a plane. After listening he say it was good and told me to pack which we eat our breakfast and await checking on board the plane.

Plane arrive and we went into the office and did our discussion. My boss say I would lead and he will add on if necessary. At 5 O’clock we kind of finish my planed agenda for today. I thought we hence wrap up and relax while we await dinner. I was just chatting with the agents when suddenly at 5:15 my boss suddenly asked. You are done? I replied yes the rest will be for tomorrow. He asked, why tomorrow? So I said oh today agenda is covered we will do the rest tomorrow since we will be half way on the topic as we can’t do it in an hour. He humiliated me in front of the agents by saying. “Look we are not here to play, but work. If you can’t finish in an hour then take 2 or 3. Dinner can be changed to 7, 8 or 9 no problem. Work is work, we don’t come aboard to talk nonsense. “ I was like, what the F**” He added more salt by saying, look at your agenda today, you also didn’t ask this, asked that and that. I was stunned. But that was not in my proposal, and if you wanted me to add those why don’t tell me at the lounge at the airport then I would add it in on the plane. (I felt devastated) in front of the agents being a young man then I couldn’t stomach the humiliation. But I thought I can’t find a job like this else where… “REN”

Anyway after humiliating he told the rest, we shall break for dinner. After dinner the rest suggest to go sing Karaoke. I tot it would be my day, but those are decent ones where the girls just allow holding hand and that is all. My god, I rather go back and sleep. I tot Vietnam is a land of Babes?

We ended at 10 and went back to the hotel for the night. I turned on the hot water and soak in the bathtub. Thinking of the earlier event irritates me and I know I want to be the King now. I then bathed and changed, bringing some money I walked to the lobby to changed some dong and out to the street. Once out of the high class hotel, plenty of Taxis, motorbikes asking me “ where you want go??” Find Women?? All these I replied with a no and walk toward ben thant market. The suddenly I heard a voice, “NI YAO QU NA LI, WO ZAI NI” I turned, saw a lady in a bike and was disappointed cause she is not pretty. She then spoken in mandrain to me that she can bring me to a drinking place to find woman. I said I got no money, thanks and she said credit card is ok… The she hit my nerves by saying, the girls are cheap and will service me like a king. KING???


I got on the bike to beginning one of the stupid mistakes of my bonking life. We drove for 15 minutes and reach a shop house, in there were dark rooms where people were sitting and groping girls. They got me a small room and sent in girls for me to pick. I cannot understand viet, so the lady interpreted for me. Never was I to know she would trick me. She told me 20 SGD I can get them to sit with me whole night and grope all I want. 20SGD?? Shit that’s cheap, I asked u sure they don’t butterfly… She said no…She then recommend I get 2 since I found 2 pretty. I tot, 40 SGD for 2 girls… ok lah…. They brought in a crate of beer and there I realise the stupid trick for the first time in my life. They keep opening the beer, drinking it and asking me to drink the girl on my right was better as she did not drink much and just was normal. But I could see the lady who brought me there keep giving her hints and she would then offer me the beer and fruits. Before long the waiter also came in and pour beer for himself cheering me. Asking me to cheers with him.


The crate of beer was gone in ½ hour. I got a shock of my life. And when they bring in the other crate, I woke up and say NO, that’s enough. They lady then say, it’s ok it’s cheap. I said no. That’s enough. I don’t want anymore. I mean out of the 2 crate I think I only drank 2 cans. The rest I suspect was either taken by the waiter when he was in to pour and cheers me or drank by them and the girls. The lady sensing I was firm asked the waiter to bring the beer away and if I want to bring a girl back to the hotel. I point to the quiet girl on my right and say ok I take one. She then asked why no 2? I said no… I need only her. I mean why do I want 2 when I got a meeting tomorrow. Moreover I really hate the girl on my left and the lady who brought me here as they drank my beers and freaking cheating me of my money in such a short time. She said ok.. and asked them to sent in the bill. The bill was about 500 SGD (they count in USD). I almost died… on the spot. The beer was 150SGD, the room 100SGD and fruits and tower 50SGD and the girl to bring out 200SGD. I asked the lady who brought me there in chinese… Hey I tot u say the room was free, the beer was 1SGD a can and now what is this? She gave me a skew look and turn to tell them some viet to the waiter. They then both look at me with threatening looks. The girls on my left and right by this time had excused themselves and left. The waiter then spoken something to the lady and she turn and told me.

So do you want to pay? I say look you told me the price, I only had that money that why I come. Now this is like 8 times more than you said. She just replied I don’t know, they charge you, if you don’t pay you settle with them I am going off. I knew I was hitted. I cannot speak viet how to settle with them. And moreover once the lady left I am dead no one will understand me. SO I said.. ok I pay but I cancel the lady to take out. She turn to tell the waiter and the waiter replied to her in viet. Frankly I really wish I had my M16 rife with 90 rounds with me. I think I would have charged out and kill them all. That’s how I feel.

The lady then turn and told me the waiter say to cancel I must pay 50SGD cause she miss the chance to be taken by another guy. (I feel like arguing, what the fu**. If they cannot butterfly what chance she missed, isn’t she suppose to sit me, till I leave? I know it’s pointless arguing. So I said ok, I just want to paid up and leave. My credit card was swiped for 350SGD and the lady fetch me back to the hotel. I spend 350SGD for 2 cans of Tiger beer, very little groping cause ½ and most of the time they are asking me to take beer/fruits. I felt like fuck on the journey back to hotel. Once near to the entrance of the hotel. She told me to give her 10SGD for the travelling fees. I told her I am not giving her and I will run into the hotel to ask them to get the police to catch her if she follow me. I wasn’t afraid now as I was at the entrance of the hotel and the bellman was just 10meters away from me.

She then scold something in viet and left.


Like I said in the beginning no juicy FR just how I failed.

[cheongsterjon]

Be smart, do not follow strangers who promise you honey when overseas. That's not your territory and common sense would tell you that you are in for it once you follow the motorcycle woman.

[vertikal]

Great Job bro! Thanks for sharing, i believe you are not alone and many bros had encountered such incident before.. Well i guess that is what "the sleazy world" is all about...

[cqueen]

Good afternoon vinsc,

1. First, I am impressed by your ability to share and talk openly about your working/night-out stint in Vietnam.

2. It reflects the strong quality in you to be able to confront it openly, learn from it and not consume by anger and self pity that it hinders you from moving on.

3. There is a positive side to your not so pleasant working trip - You only pay $350 to learn and grow up. Such invaluable lesson and experience will serve as a good learning platform ahead for your good, safe and happy life ahead.

4. I am confident you will emerge stronger, more positive and wiser after this experience. Cheers.

[whitegals]

Eh TS, dun worry, you are not alone. I also kena before, quite a number of times, before I learnt the ways.

[boundThunter]

It wasn't a failure, bro TS.
It was a learning curve. As long as you learnt something out of it, you'd be fine.

[simple2kee]

TS, thanks for sharing ur real-life story. keep it coming!

[magichat]

Though i never encounter before,but after reading though your post,i know the rule of do & don't in foreign country,thank for your sharing.

[jennytan]

thank u for sharing...i think it takes a lot of guts to share tis sort of ting in the open...

[VanGogh]

bro, to me, you are the BEST story teller here.. .. some people just write about their heroics, u are the real hero here who write real down to earth stuffs.. .. tomorrow my humble 2 points will be for u.. .

[vinsc]

Thanks to brothers for your kind words. Glad you guys like that.

Also thanks to Cqueen. I was afraid I didn't really learn my lesson then and got into another worse trouble in my third story in Vietnam. The third story will tell how I really lost another big amount there. But this time I really learned liao.

Sometimes when we are down on Ego, some of these can be seen and preyed on. Then plus the small head overuling the big head. You become the super formula for CARROT to them.

I shall now post my second story.

BTW if you brothers also have failure encounters you like to share, please feel free to post here also. I would be happy if you all can share the experiences here. So that we all can learn.

[vinsc]

Story number 2 ”My first time eating out”


One of my army buddy, whom had a very pretty GF used to ask me out to health clubs which I couldn’t really understand. I always asked him. Why your GF so pretty you still eat outside. IF I had a GF like this, I would probably save my money and just stick to her. I know he does bonk his GF cause he used to tell me the details of his closed encounter to getting the GF pregnant.

He probably took pity on me the loser boy. Who can’t seem to have any luck with woman. My first bonk was brought by him to the health clubs. There he seems to show me how woman will be willing to bonk you and KC you. OF course being a young prick at that time. The Feeling was like your dad passing you a car key of his car, you just feel like bring the wheels out and get the babes. Being a suaku in the trade he kind of show me how to have my “luck” with woman. I actually thought they really “love” you. Not knowing there is such a term call KC at that time.

KC is not equal to love or rather KC is equal to the love of your money not you. ☺ . Well but the health clubs was not really that bad. The one where I was KC-ed real badly was in G-land.

It happened once after our outing on a Friday night. He suggested that health clubs was boring and asked if I want to tour G-land with him. The feeling was like someone asking me now, hey you want to exchange your father’s car for a Subaru WRX or a RX7 tonight? I immediately agreed. So two blur shit for the first time in their live decided to your g-land in the car. We circled and see so many wows on the road. Those girls are just so appetizing. I point to a few on the road and told my friend hey if those we can bonk really will be shoike. He said, fuck we don’t be turtle liao, parked the car and Recce on foot like a real Recce guards man. We hence parked the car at the opposite lorongs, season ppl like all of you should know opposite lorongs are the no activity lorongs. Hence should any relatives see the car we can explain we are there for supper.

We Recce on foot and I saw the lantern for the first time. I then told my friend hey those are the lantern I read in the book no Money no Honey. Those are the houses. We went in took a look and for the first time understand what the “Fish Tank” is all about. Soon we spend around 1 hour walking around. It was already 3am. We finally came to a back street where there are some OKTs with some Thai’s. We never done Thais before and the OKT said, hey 50/Hr. (now you know how long ago that was).

My friend and I had already agreed initially that we want an overnight. Cause we don’t like to rush it like in the health centers. Moreover health center u kind of bonk with fear as the doors cannot be locked. This would be different and we agreed we want a girl to hug to sleep over night.

The OKT then say “you mean expensive” come on market rate liao… Then he say ok lah since you 2 person come if you all, all take from me I give discount. My friend being a better negotiator as he helps his dad with the business. (Now that’s why he got pretty GF, for me my dad left me the advice “do well in your studies and you will make it big”. I didn’t do really well, hence maybe that’s why I didn’t make it big or have a GF) My friend then say, wha uncle you so steady, if all take from you discount ah, but me and my friend no like one hour too rush, Overnight how you charge? He then said $180 if you all take from me. Then my friend said hey now 3am, we leaving at 7am. if 180 mean you only discount me 20 for the last hour. Buay swee lah, like that me and my friend go book others better, they at least offer me last hour free, somemore now I got my buddy with me leh. The OKT didn’t really believe, he said cannot be lah who offer you last hour free one. Anyway, he relented eventually at 150 and bring us to the hotel to select our girls. My friend and I happen to like the same girl and decided to let me have her as he said since u no GF today I steady, he went on to picked another girl which was the 2nd most beautiful there. We then went into our respective rooms allocated.

Being the naïve me I was happy to know, I spend almost the same amount as in HC and got myself a girl to sleep together tonight. We bathed and since there was plenty of time we talk and chatted in hokkien as I don’t know thai but she knows hokkien. Let’s call her Queen. She told me about Thailand a place I have not visited, her life and blah blah blah. before and before long it was 5:30am. She asked if I want to do it now and I said ok. We tried for ½ hour but to no avail. I realize I have already not slept for 24 hours and no wonder no energy, but I decided we should wash up and I TCC with her somemore. Before we parted, we had already exchanging HP and decided to kept in contact. Season cheongster called this KANNA KC liao. My friend had something similar and we ended with HP numbers of the girls.

IT was like picking up a girl from a pub and having a handphone number to us. We kind of enjoying the feeling that we were so nice that the girls decided to keep in touch with us. WE felt powerful, finally some girls like us enough to give us the number. Back then we didn’t realize we don’t have the looks of Andy Lau or Brad Pitt. We just look like a big juicy carrot to them. But of course in our mind we thought we were Andy Lau and Brat Pitt. We left for breakfast doing a de-briefing on our mission and went home feeling damn satisfied. While at work I will sms Queen, she was like a GF to me. You know for a person without GF, suddenly this is like having a GF to me. I do not know that back at home she was probably doing with another man when we are not smsing. As I can only sms her simple English as she cannot understand difficult ones. I soon found I had to call her instead to chat in hokkien. If not all I can write is “How are you” Have your Eaten. I love you. I then bought one of those speak simple thai books in order to know how to type thai.

My first $$ losing experiences was when she told me she cannot pay her phone bills. My overseas call is causing her moutaining phone bills. I thought I only called her like 2 times a week as I myself also need to watch out for my bills. Normally I call from the public phone. Plus the smsing I don’t think it will be a lot of money. She mention the bill was like $200 SGD. She cannot pay and had to borrow from other ppl, if not she is afraid the phone will be cutted and she will not be able to talk to me anymore.

Being the CARROT. Everyone would have guessed. I remmited SGD 240 to her and told her to use the 40 to get some things she like. I also cutted my phone calls to 1/week. This went on for another month where I need to tt again another 100SGD for her phone bills (cut to once a week = 0.5 of 200). Just before I TT the money for the phone bills. She told me on our last conversation she is sad. Her mother is sick and they have no money for the doctor, she needs SGD1000 as she also to support the brothers school fees as the mother cannot work. I told her SGD 1000 was not possible that kind of what I earn in the month and if I sent it with the phone bills I probably be like her state. She mention never mind she will try to settle. She just told me because I was the only one she can turn to. (yah right, or was it the only carrot) back then I don’t know I was a carrot so I thought I was the ONLY ONE she can turn to. I felt like Superman, I need to save this lady in distress. I TT $300 bucks to her and say I will try to help her with the rest later. I need time to seek funds.

I then called my friend after TT the money, he happens to be around the area and we met for coffee. WE had not met for the last 1 and ½ months since we bonked at G-land. I told him my story and he gave me a look. It seems that he had also TT money to the girl. That girl had also used the phone bill and family problems. WE found the coincidences shocking and that was when we realize we might have fell into their trap.

AS he was richer he had in fact TT more money to her Thai WL. WE reallise how CARROT we were and decided that as all. WE will cut the contact with them. The WLs has prey on our EGO. I mean they make us feel like king, make us feel rich. Make us feel that we have the power to save them. All these are like Ego boosters. They make you feel good that you are able to have a girl liking you, all these seems like the sweet love story in the drama.

I am not saying it doesn’t happens. Season brother will be able to judge for your self. As for me this was yet another lesson for me.

Lesson learn.

Total amt spend : SGD240 + SGD 300 = SGD 540
Total return : 8 or night hours of total chatting and ½ of trying to bonk but nothing came out.

Return on investment: negative

[jinrenhe]

it's indeed interesting for a change to read some down-to-earth, true life accounts here... failures or not doesn't matter, after all life is not a bed of roses.

Keep up the spirit bro and continue the writings....

[centaur]

I think your story of reminiscence will right the right tune for a lot of people here. Everyone was young once and will remember how nervous their first time. Good work in your writing.