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Old 03-09-2012, 08:30 PM
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Most Disgusting Joke
The man went into a brothel in Geylang and asked the pimp for ccb bo-mo (no-hair).

The pimp said : "No problem. 1st room upstairs.".

The man went up, entered the room, and saw the girl sitting by the bed. She parted her leg but she was clearly un-shaven.

The man came down annoyed and said : "I want ccb bo-mo !".

The pimp said : "Sorry. 2nd room upstairs.".

The man went up, entered the room, and saw the girl sitting by the bed. She parted her leg but there was still some visible stray hair.

The man came down and shouted angrily : "I said ccb bo-bo !".

The pimp exclaimed : "Oh, I got you now. 3rd room upstairs.".

The man went up, entered the room, and saw the girl lying dead-drunk across the bed. There was a thick black patch between her wide-spread legs !

The man is infuriated now. He screamed : " I SAID CCB BO-MO! BO-MO!! BO-MO!!!".

Th pimp came up, approached the girl, and blew at the thick black patch. The man choked and fainted as a swarm of houseflies flew into the air ...
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Old 03-09-2012, 08:34 PM
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Re: Most Disgusting Joke
What a joke of the day..
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Old 03-09-2012, 08:44 PM
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Re: Most Disgusting Joke
-.- not funny leh...
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Old 03-09-2012, 10:33 PM
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Re: Most Disgusting Joke
LOL. haha! yeah its quite lame. muahahaa!
Good try there.
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Old 03-09-2012, 10:54 PM
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Re: Most Disgusting Joke
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-.- not funny leh...
lol I agree
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Old 04-09-2012, 12:19 AM
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Re: Most Disgusting Joke
Lol, its supposed to be disgusting joke.....But seriously can TS share disgusting and funny jokes?
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Old 04-09-2012, 02:46 AM
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Re: Most Disgusting Joke
Give face lah..... Type also need effort mah....
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Old 04-09-2012, 06:24 AM
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Re: Most Disgusting Joke
Yes, it is quite disgusting. Thanks for sharing.
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Old 04-09-2012, 09:54 AM
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Re: Most Disgusting Joke
eeeeeeeeeeee disgusting..........
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Haha, her cb must be damn chao
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Re: Most Disgusting Joke
hahahahahahaha
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Re: Most Disgusting Joke
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Re: Most Disgusting Joke
Not funny but certainly very disgusting.
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Old 04-09-2012, 10:36 PM
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Re: Most Disgusting Joke
Cannibal wanted to teach his son, little cannibal, how to hunt. So, cannibal brought little cannibal to the edge of a vilage, got behind some bushes beside a track and waited.

Soon, a very skinny village girl came walking along ...
Little cannibal : "Let's pounce on her and eat her up.".
Cannibal : "No. Not enough to fill our stomach. Let's wait some more.".

Shortly after, a very fat village girl came walking along ...
Little cannibal : "Let's pounce on her and eat her up.".
Cannibal : "No. It will raise our cholesterol and spoil our health. Let's wait some more.".

They waited and waited. Finally, a voluptiousy sexy village girl came walking along ...
Little cannibal : "The perfect one! Let's pounce on her and eat her up!".
Cannibal : "No! We catch her, bring her home, and eat your mother.".
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Re: Most Disgusting Joke
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Cannibal wanted to teach his son, little cannibal, how to hunt. So, cannibal brought little cannibal to the edge of a vilage, got behind some bushes beside a track and waited.

Soon, a very skinny village girl came walking along ...
Little cannibal : "Let's pounce on her and eat her up.".
Cannibal : "No. Not enough to fill our stomach. Let's wait some more.".

Shortly after, a very fat village girl came walking along ...
Little cannibal : "Let's pounce on her and eat her up.".
Cannibal : "No. It will raise our cholesterol and spoil our health. Let's wait some more.".

They waited and waited. Finally, a voluptiousy sexy village girl came walking along ...
Little cannibal : "The perfect one! Let's pounce on her and eat her up!".
Cannibal : "No! We catch her, bring her home, and eat your mother.".
good one. i like hahaha
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