My worst nightmare

[BONGS]

This is my story to share. Real or not? Up to bros out there. Like what the title says, MY WORST NIGHTMARE, it’s a woman I got to know from my campmate whom got to know her playing WOW. Here’s how it began.

In camp during duty.
Me: Siao eh. Boring leh. Got girls to intro?
K: Don’t have la. If got I sure keep for myself. (Not Steady)
Me: Swee, everytime I got good stuffs, sure share with you, now ask you to share you like this.
K: Ok la, don’t say I not steady, this is her number. “Takes out his phone” 98xxxxx7, her name is J. Say properly first hor, this girl I never see her before. I got to know her playing WOW. She asked me to be her part time boyfriend, to accompany her go out with her friends cos her friends kept asking why she no bf, everything all on her. But I always reject. Don’t tell her I gave you her number, cos I need her in WOW. (:
Me: Wah. Good what, free food, free gifts, free fuck.
K: LOL then you go sian her lor.
Me: K (: thanks man.
K: Welcome, sir coming liao, don’t talk.

Didn’t had time to text J cos after my sir left, we went back to bunk and sleep. Tried my first SMS to her the next day after duty.
Me: Hi, may I know who is this? (Act one don’t know her)
(Waited for nearly half the day and suddenly, BEEP BEEP BEEP).
J: This is J, Who are you? How you got my number?
Me: I am Me, found your number in my phonebook, was curious so texted you. (Old school)
J: I don’t know you. Don’t text me already. ( SAD LIAO LOR!)
Me: But why? I mean, surely there’s a reason why your number is in my phonebook ma.
J: What’s the reason then?
Me: I don’t know.
J: Don’t know then don’t talk so much. I don’t talk to strangers. ( -.- knn, sibei dao)