WATCH me EAT your WIFEY

[oralfixation]

Hi,
Has your wife or girlfriend been begging for oral but you just can't bring yourself to do the deed?
This very talented cunnilinguist will go down on her while you jack off or participate. No request refused, no reciprocation required, multiple orgasms guaranteed. I will lick her pussy and ass till she is totally drained. No one eats pussy with more skill or enthusiasm than me and she'll thank you for being so thoughtful. Maybe this would be your gift to her on her birthday :-)

D/D free, nonsmoker, absolute discretion required. I am a working professional with a kinky desire. Contact me if you are keen.

[Prosecutor]

Originally Posted by oralfixation

Hi,
Has your wife or girlfriend been begging for oral but you just can't bring yourself to do the deed?
This very talented cunnilinguist will go down on her while you jack off or participate. No request refused, no reciprocation required, multiple orgasms guaranteed. I will lick her pussy and ass till she is totally drained. No one eats pussy with more skill or enthusiasm than me and she'll thank you for being so thoughtful. Maybe this would be your gift to her on her birthday :-)

D/D free, nonsmoker, absolute discretion required. I am a working professional with a kinky desire. Contact me if you are keen.

Really...?!wow,datz great!my grand mom 85th bdea is coming,u wanto svc her wif what u honour in your words?I think this is d best bdea present she rcv this year...dun worry,we as grand children will pay u hourly of 100bucks instead u doing for free...how?!must reply hor...otherwise,u beta dun tok big here...ok?hahaha;p

[lampa]

Originally Posted by Prosecutor

Really...?!wow,datz great!my grand mom 85th bdea is coming,u wanto svc her wif what u honour in your words?I think this is d best bdea present she rcv this year...dun worry,we as grand children will pay u hourly of 100bucks instead u doing for free...how?!must reply hor...otherwise,u beta dun tok big here...ok?hahaha;p

that was classic =P power dude

[alan0338]

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[oralfixation]

Originally Posted by Prosecutor

Really...?!wow,datz great!my grand mom 85th bdea is coming,u wanto svc her wif what u honour in your words?I think this is d best bdea present she rcv this year...dun worry,we as grand children will pay u hourly of 100bucks instead u doing for free...how?!must reply hor...otherwise,u beta dun tok big here...ok?hahaha;p

I only said wifey.... hang on you are you saying that you are married to your great grandmom.... oh my god !!! That is a case of incest so extreme that I feel like puking even trying to imagine it.

Or are you saying that you donot understand English and donot realise the difference between grandmom and wife?

I hope it is the latter and not the former!!

[Prosecutor]

Originally Posted by oralfixation

I only said wifey.... hang on you are you saying that you are married to your great grandmom.... oh my god !!! That is a case of incest so extreme that I feel like puking even trying to imagine it.

Or are you saying that you donot understand English and donot realise the difference between grandmom and wife?

I hope it is the latter and not the former!!

Can't u sense that I m shaming u...n yet u still reply!u dream lah!u moron!I doubt any bros here will let u do such a thing to their wife...but only grand mums dat u will have d chance Mann!dun be a idiot!wake up yr fucking idea n get a life!cb!

[BiRd13]

Then what about this? Can TS help?

One of my girlfriend who's celebrating her 70s birthday in 1 week time... She's been longing for sex for quite sometime ever since her hubby passed away... As I'm not good in oral or sex, hence unable to help her...

Since you are creating this thread that can help other bros' wife or girlfriend, can help my this girlfriend? Hotel will be provide by your own since I'm providing my girl to you...

Do pm me fast

[alan0338]

Originally Posted by BiRd13

One of my girlfriend who's celebrating her 70s birthday in 1 week time... She's been longing for sex for quite sometime ever since her hubby passed away... As I'm not good in oral or sex, hence unable to help her...

sekali he on u i sure ROFL

[BiRd13]

Originally Posted by alan0338

sekali he on u i sure ROFL

can la... I got girlfriends in old folks home... think can bring them out for a night or so ba... wahaha

[Prosecutor]

This stupid TS...is out to kena bombard by all the SBF bros...he is damn a stupid motherfucker...I think he must be thinking he is damn suave or watever...or worse,fat n ugly pig without gf or wife..Wahahaha;p

[wazmiee]

Desperate of eating pussy...well a lot of pussy in the wet market

[sthuman]

dear TS, pls upload a pic of yourself for us to judge if you are required to do the job! Trust me, with all the pussy eating skills in the world, it will still be a turn off for the ladies if you are damn ugly, which i strongly believe you are.
Btw, if you are so hungry for pussy eating, go geyland, desker, petain, keong saik and pay a fee, you can have your buffet there...

[69sonice]

;-) a great one indeed!!! cheers mate..

[rossng]

Thumbs up for TS! What an impressive thread for ppl to zap u. U made my day

[Prosecutor]

Originally Posted by sthuman

dear TS, pls upload a pic of yourself for us to judge if you are required to do the job! Trust me, with all the pussy eating skills in the world, it will still be a turn off for the ladies if you are damn ugly, which i strongly believe you are.
Btw, if you are so hungry for pussy eating, go geyland, desker, petain, keong saik and pay a fee, you can have your buffet there...

bro sthuman...there's no buffet at those places u mention,itz all ala carte style(pay as what u eat)...hehe

but this bastard is trying to eat or ask free meals!wahhahaha...