A GL joke to share!!!
 

Was having a roaming with a group of samsters along the streets of Geylang and saw this pretty chick kept smiling to me so I was wondering how she looks like when she is pissed... kekeke

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(Conversations are originate in Chinese)

Prostitute: Laoban, want to go?

Customer: Go where?

Prostitute: Go make love?

Customer: Go where make love?

Prostitute: (pointing to the hotel) There lor.

Customer: hmm... can you make love as good as my girlfriend?

Prostitute: I confirm can make love so much better than your girlfriend.

Customer: You sure?

Prostitute: Very sure.

Customer: Confirm something my girlfriend can give me but you can't.

Prostitute: I sure can give.

Customer: My girlfriend can give me for FREE!!!

Prostitute: Fuck you.

Customer: Thanks for the offer.

:D

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Do I deserve some points... kekeke... if is TRASH just ignore it...

Cheerz Matez

Re: A GL joke to share!!!
 

Saw this somewhere in the forum liao........But nevertheless..... this is indeed a good joke..... :D

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nice one bro up ur rep liao :D haha if possible some for mi back ttoo har

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sometimes life's moments are better than a cinema script. that was a good one.

like sometimes girls think very highly of themselves and tell me to f... off? i always reply, is that a threat or a promise?

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I'm always turn off by these gals when they ask " yao(4) qu(4) ma(1) " ? It's like asking whether you'll wanna go and die. :confused:

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Thanks for the great joke.... usually, if a gal says FUCK YOU to me. I would say " Sure, when where now?" :D

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A GL joke to share!!! 13-01-2005 07:34 PM Please do not go around asking for points. Its discrediting the system.


well to the samster that zapped mi off 3 points and without leaving ur name just to lets u know i m not going arding begging for points and if u wanna see what is begging or asking for points pls goes to the new section the exchange link to verify

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Very strange.....people asking for points, should be the administrators to determine the fault.....

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Return 3 points to you. I will up the rest later... thanks for support the joke... kekeke :D

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Cheer Up! have a good week-end ahead. ;)

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thanks those that have add mi points and bro lesnar i know u rep power is 4 but may i know when u deduct u can choose to deduct less points like example deduct 2 points ffrm mi i m jus asking

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Bro D^KnighT, very nice joke you has posted. I enjoy it very much.

Too bad I haven't reach 50 posting yet. Will add you to contribute in helping you to reach 200 by lunar new year but hope you don't mind. I only have 1 rep power pt. You will be the first I add to. ;)

:)

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My turn! This really occured middle of last year...

(Conversations are originate in Hokkien)

Pimp: Yandao eh! Want chabor? Got Vietnam, Indon, Thai...

Me: I'm looking all over for smokes... You know where?

Pimp: Wahlao, yandao eh! Forget about the cigarettes first! Chabor better!

Me: Sorry. No smoke, no chabor.

Pimp: Okay, yando eh. You get one chabor from me, I treat you 1 pack cigarette, steady boh?

Me: How about I get one pack of cigarette from you and you treat me one chabor?

Pimp: Fuck off! :mad:

Me: That was what I was trying to do for the past 5 minutes! :p

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good try, but i prefer TS one.

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both are great, but later OKT angry with you then burn you. haha